What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 00:23
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Patti LuPone stuns Broadway as The Apologizer - AV Club
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Make Nazis afraid again!
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